{"id":3661,"date":"2018-04-20T12:51:23","date_gmt":"2018-04-20T12:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mytwostotinki.com\/?p=3661"},"modified":"2018-04-20T12:51:23","modified_gmt":"2018-04-20T12:51:23","slug":"wie-man-minister-wird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mytwostotinki.com\/?p=3661","title":{"rendered":"Wie man Minister wird"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Neulich las ich auf Twitter, wie Spahn Minister wurde (nat\u00fcrlich ein Scherz):<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Merkel: &#8220;So Jens, jetzt zu dir. Wo bringen wir dich denn unter? Hast du eigentlich was richtiges gelernt?&#8221; &#8211;\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Seehofer (niest) &#8211;\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Spahn: &#8220;Gesundheit!&#8221; &#8211;\u00a0<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\nMerkel: &#8220;Na gut, meinetwegen.&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<pre><strong>\u00a9 Thomas H\u00fcbner\u00a0and mytwostotinki.com, 2014-8. Unauthorized use and\/or duplication of this material without expressed and written permission from this blog\u2019s author and\/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Thomas H\u00fcbner\u00a0and mytwostotinki.com with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.<\/strong><\/pre>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><div class=\"dmrights_badge\">\r\n\t\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n\t\t\tcatalogCode = \"AAA-1100-01\"\t\t\r\n \t\t<\/script> \r\n\t\t<div id=\"DMR-seal\"><\/div>\r\n\t\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/ipregistry_wp.dmrights.com\/dmr.js\"><\/script>\r\n\t\t<\/div><br \/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neulich las ich auf Twitter, wie Spahn Minister wurde (nat\u00fcrlich ein Scherz): Merkel: &#8220;So Jens, jetzt zu dir. Wo bringen wir dich denn unter? Hast du eigentlich was richtiges gelernt?&#8221; &#8211;\u00a0 Seehofer (niest) &#8211;\u00a0 Spahn: &#8220;Gesundheit!&#8221; &#8211;\u00a0 Merkel: &#8220;Na gut, meinetwegen.&#8221; \u00a9 Thomas H\u00fcbner\u00a0and mytwostotinki.com, 2014-8. Unauthorized use and\/or duplication of this material without expressed [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1463],"tags":[1895,1896,1897,1464],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4yNbb-X3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mytwostotinki.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3661"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mytwostotinki.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mytwostotinki.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mytwostotinki.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mytwostotinki.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3661"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.mytwostotinki.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3663,"href":"https:\/\/www.mytwostotinki.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3661\/revisions\/3663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mytwostotinki.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mytwostotinki.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mytwostotinki.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}