My (sometimes) twisted perception

The perception of what I think I see in my surrounding is sometimes a bit twisted and it is maybe even interesting for a psychologist to explain why my mind works like this. In any case it leads sometimes to funny misunderstandings that usually don’t last long.

When I read for example the German word Fallbeispiel (case study), you can be sure that my twisted mind will add unconsciously an l and as a result I read Fallbeilspiel (guillotine game) – although I am usually not prone to bouts of legastheny.

Similar cases happen to me also when other languages are concerned. Today I saw a note in Bulgarian that said На 1 януари хлебари не работят – on 1 January the bakers are not working – but what made the little funny man inside me make out of it unconsciously? It added a k: На 1 януари хлебарки не работят – on 1 January the cockroaches are not working! – Maybe an overdose of Kafka recently, I suppose and as a result the cousins of Gregor Samsa are already following me on the streets of Sofia! (Sorry, dear bakers, not at all your fault!)

And, did I tell you already – beware of the Chinese! Step by step these industrious people are taking over the economy even in my small Balkan country. You want a proof? There is for example now a chain of exchange offices, run by a family Chang in my town – ah ok, just in time the missing -e on the neon sign started to blink and I was suddenly cured from my conspiracy theory and paranoia attack…In such cases I have to laugh about myself!

Do you have similar experiences?

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6 thoughts on “My (sometimes) twisted perception

  1. Gert Loveday

    When I was a child there was a sign on a street I used to cross to go to school that said “Beware, children cross here.” For a long time I had the impression that it was “Beware children, cross hair”, so I used to hold my hair twisted into two plaits while I crossed the street. I wasn’t ever knocked down so it was a successful manoeuvre.

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  2. John Biscello

    I love what you’re doing with this blog, sir. Wasn’t sure how else to contact you, as I wanted to see if you might consider reviewing my new novel, Raking the Dust, which is due out March 10th. If you have an email, I could send you more info about the book and myself. All the best & keep up the literary lantern-lighting!

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